Brian Molina as The Dungeon Master
- D&D nerd and self-help aficionado
- Favorite Beer: Guinness Stout
- Favorite Video Game: Metal Gear Solid
- Favorite Movie: Robocop
- Celebrity Crush: Genghis Khan
Charles Nelson as Max Stormblade
- Doesn't role play
- Favorite Beer: Franziskaner Dunkelweizen
- Favorite Video Game: Final Fantasy 7
- Favorite TV Series: Stargate SG1
- I can sober up by focusing really hard
Play as Max Stormblade
Aaron Daniel Williams as Baron Von Beauregard
- Emotionless Robot
- Favorite Beer: Red Hare Long Day Lager
- Favorite Video Game: Super Mario World
- Favorite Movie: Star Wars
- Favorite Book Series: Inheritance Cycle
Play as Baron Von Beauregard
Trey O'Neal as Flint McShrimpton
- The one with the red beard
- Favorite Beer: New Castle Brown
- Favorite Video Game: Empire Total War
- Favorite Voltron Pilot: Hunk
- Can Solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute; Best Time: 47 seconds
Play as Flint McShrimpton
Anthony Boyd as Gritz Gruun Del
- Looks like Ralphie
- Favorite Beer: Abita Andygator
- Favorite Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
- Favorite DBZ character: Vegeta
- Was once bested by a Sandwich
Play as Gritz Gruun Del
Andrew Danen as Elon Musket
- Definitely a nerd through and through
- Favorite beer: One with alcohol in it
- Favorite Video Game: Mass Effect series
- Favorite TV Series: DS9/Voyager, Farscape, Firefly, BSG, and Stranger Things
Play as Elon Musket
Blake Harrison as Kibei Takaashigani
- Favorite comic Book Villain: Mister Sinister
- Favorite Beer: Left Hand Milk Stout
- Favorite Video Game: Dark Souls
- Favorite Movie: Transformers the Movie (the animated one)
- Is a Scottish Lord
Play as Kibei Takaashigani
Jonathan Brain as Ralph of the Emerald Isles
- Randomly slides in and out of existence
- Favorite Beer: Redacted
- Favorite Video Game: Redacted
- Favorite Movie: Redacted
- Did not provide personal facts about himself
